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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Frozen nose hair sucks!

Christina got home from her shift at the Moscow General store.  Not-the_Soviet-Union.html  She said it was so cold out her nose hair was frozen. I wasn't aware she had nose hair. I'm sure she won't be happy I'm wondering....

But realistically Iv'e given nose hair a lot of consideration recently. Do you always  have nose hair?
I don't remember ever picking my nose when I was a kid and extracting a hair. I remember my dad could grow nose hair long enough to comb. /what-color-are-you-does-it-matter.html
  I remember having this conversation with my Daughter Zoe. Do woman have nose hair?
I'm going to investigate closely. I can tell you what I know. When you grow old your nose hair turns gray. If they get long enough to almost comb you'll find them froze on days like today....

   I Love you Babe!
Bob Jenkens

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Thursday, December 14, 2017

I face sexual harassment from my employer.

I can carry two bundles of shingles to the roof top at the same time.
on a bet, a dare or to impress a pretty girl. Chrissy and I were working at
beautiful Clark lake this summer. I asked my boss to film me while I carried shingles.
Two 80 pound bundles at the same time.  Chrissy was painting I should have asked her to shoot the
video. It would be so much better with her talking me through it. Instead of Ben being gay. 

 

Chrissy hard at work with her daisy dukes on.

Friday, December 8, 2017

Translate to Russian

Let's believe
for one minute
our parties are the same
the Biblical books
we proclaim
righteous
are relevant and necessary
Just like literature
for hope and truth
Lies will always be expelled
without reasonable doubt

There's always a good guy
and always a bad guy
good guys don't fight
each other
  I'm neutral
I have no conflict
But I wonder what the truth is
I have no faith in our media
little in our Government
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I have no conflict
How do you see it?

 The good guys aren't cutting peoples heads off
bombing cities
forcing  people to flee their homes
to become refugees

how do you see it?
   I see my blog all around the world
I don't wonder about me
I wonder about you...
Where do we meet?
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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

rock paper scissors (Mitch McConnell)

how's this game work?
I've never played it
one finger two finger fist?
scissors cut paper
is that two fingers to one?
and if it's two fingers to fist
then rock bends scissors?
I don't know it's not my game
But Mitch Mconnell
the game you play you deserve two fingers and a fist.debriefed-at-pearly-gates? your-in-heaven.html
The first two fingers ain't flying a peace sign
and the fist isn't to your non existent chin.
In fact the fist in your ass
Might pop out your chin
Rock Paper Scissors!  Paper Doll Blood




  The internet is not paper
 so where is the pencil lead?
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where have our leaders followed
or understood the working class.

minimum wage people should be tax free
their struggling to be barely existing
at the very least they should be given gas creditspoor-people-for-breakfast.html

I don't know I'm just a dumb roofer
but if paper can cut flesh
why can't the internet stop Mitch McConnell? Paper doll blood @ my ink .com



Thursday, November 23, 2017

You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.... Except Alice!

When I did a morning radio show on mix 102.5 I had to buy my own copy of Alice's restaurant to play on the radio.(the station wouldn't buy me any music)  I worked on Thanksgiving just so I could play it. It's a movement sing it with me when it comes around here on the guitar..... You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant...
It's as Thanksgiving as Les-man from WKRP in Cincinnati reporting about their turkey give away.
Mr Carlson is throwing Turkey's from a helicopter. "The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement".     

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Poor people for breakfast!


I've never eaten or ate a poor person
but I know I hate them anyway!
 I hate them on a rotisserie,
turned until their blood and juice are dripping with Justice
from our Judicial system
 I hate to see them in line counting dimes
to buy some gas and make it to work on time
I hate not to have five bucks to throw their way
with nothing to say
I've never eaten or ate a poor person
But I sure know what it taste like.
Eaten or ate, Alive or dead, Whatever proper English is
I'm just a poor person and I hate it.

Bob Jenkens
                                                        Welcome to the United States

I'm just a dumb roofer and I write dumb poems. Even still I see something wrong with this.
  We can't get an honest minimum wage requirement. Were taxed on our income and every thing we purchase. It seams to me this hurts more people than it could help. they can't make a healthcare
plan. but this will pass before they break for the holidays. Another scandal at capitol hill. Their raping the working....slight-of-hand-or-muslim-band.html
 I wrote "Welcome to the United States" on my way to work. I was working for L.H Smith construction in Tecumseh Michigan. I pulled safely to the side of the road and wrote it on a McDonald's bag. When I got to the job Larry asked me why I was late? He acted like he was gonna hit me with his hammer when I told him "I stopped to write a poem".

And why a 10 year plan?

Senate Republicans’ tax plan raises taxes on families earning less than $75,000

It’s a workers’ party now.

Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images
Congress’s Joint Committee on Taxation (basically the Congressional Budget Office for tax policy) is out with a fresh distributional analysis of the Senate version of the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, and the news is great if you happen to earn more than $500,000 or so per year.
For those of more modest means, however, the news is not so good. By 2027, after most of the individual cuts in the bill expire (and the corporate cuts remain), households earning between $75,000 and $100,000 will see, on average, no tax cut. And households earning less than $75,000 per year will see, on average, a tax increase.
Lily Batchelder, a tax professor at NYU who used to be the chief tax counsel for the Senate Finance Committee, has the chart:
 Coin star Christmas

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https://www.vox.com/2017/11/16/16665958/jct-analysis-senate-gop-tax-plan

Sunday, November 12, 2017

my birthday 11/18/1967

I thought I was fifty last year. But my girlfriend Christina pointed out to me that I was mistaken.
I wouldn't be fifty until next year. (thanks babe) Next year is here.....
This is the very first birthday I've done without my dad. I can't even remember what I ever got for my birthday. But my Dad was always there. I don't think that I ever asked for a lot.I don't know that life was fair to my dad. Or maybe it was me... I don't know.how life goes......who's gonna sing me happy birthday?what-color-are-you-does-it-matter.html

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

"Mulch" a parasite or life?

Why doesn't my brain just fix my life?
Like my body does when I get hurt
or a cold

Why doesn't my brain fix everything?
It would if it were a physical act it could tell my body to do.
Although it seems more of an act
of breaks and sticks which I always get the short end of.

Bob Jenkens



 I work hard every day. This week Gavin got sick first then me.
The both of us have been projectile vomiting for two days.
My whole body aches like I got hit by a truck. There's  a parasite that's invaded our bodies.
Gavin has missed school for two days and is almost over it.
 I missed work today but I can't afford to miss again tomorrow.
What gives a parasite the write to invade our life?
What gives life the write to take away our breaks sticks.....
our dreams?     

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Saturday, October 21, 2017

Maybe I'll eat my words

I love to fish. It eases my mind. my-bucket-list.html (only when the fish are biting).
I love eating fish. I don't mind cleaning them but I feel bad for them. Watching me sharpen
my knife. Hopeless looking-for-hope-have-you-seen-her.html
I actually have to leave the fish in a bowl for a couple of days before I can eat them without considering how I ruined their little fish lives. A guy has to eat write?im-not-right-in-my-head-im-not-writein.html Today while I was fishing it got worse. The fish were biting good. I was using a small fly and then putting a small piece of night crawler on it. Just big enough for a fish to get in his mouth. As I'm tearing the worms in pieces I feel sympathetic to the worm. the-under-dog.html
There's one on the floor of my boat. He has a hook in him and he's trying to crawl away somewhere:crawl-walk-kneel-walk-or-crawl-just.html

Maybe I'm giving it to much thought. It's just a worm. Fish are flopping in my sink.
I don't know why I'm so hard on myself.I know bullied hey-friends-and-relitives.html
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                           when I'm write I'm write
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Friday, October 20, 2017

A trail as smooth as silk....

                       Let's do it

Walking a Kessler trail
I'm literally on an island
It's peaceful here
Wasn't that easy?

I wish I could lean against that tree
And die.
Get up from here and go over there
Sit down and it be over
Wasn't that easy?

I feel a cold breeze
against my bald head
Ahead of me I see questions
no answers, Just lessons
Which ones
Should I learn from?
list ones...

With the breeze I lost
the warmth from the sun
And what if they found me?
A week from now
Over there
Leaning against that tree.

March/06

Bob Jenkens







Monday, October 9, 2017

On your marks<:{ Get set>"} and Go!

                                    Just start reading

So look at that 10,000 pieces
It's a puzzle
All in pieces 
I can't tell what it is....
 Just start reading
Every piece
is of my life
 It's a puzzle
where I'm at
where I've been
It puzzles me...
Where i fit in i-with-lower-case-same-shit-diferent-day.html
Just start reading
lets put this puzzle together...
       See what it makes
Before I end up to be the last piece
       Missing.missing-in-action.html


Bob Jenkens


October 9th 2017
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