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Saturday, October 27, 2018

Update on Mr Sparky wags

Sparky had a stroke He had lost his ability to walk. I stayed home with him Thursday
to make sure he had food and water. I have to carry him outside to go potty.
But he's able to stand and go. Chrissy  stayed home with him on Friday and called me
when he got up and started moving around.  He's eating and drinking. He is moving
gingerly and his head tilts to the left. He don't appear to be in pain. He can't navigate stairs
but he will try. I remember when my dad died last year. I left him at the hospital on Friday
expecting to be bringing him home. /whistle-blowers-we-need-to-take-our.Country back
 I know Sparky is an old dog and he won't be running any races.I hope he continues to improve.
I haven't mentioned Sparky is about to be a new daddy. Our Pit bull Harley Quinn and Sparky are in Love It's puppy love. We have puppies Little Sparky puppies due any day.
This is Sparky on My "what colors Humanity" Kindle direct book. My daughter Zoe Blyss and I put this book together and it's largely about Sparky. Well Poems I wrote during a period of my life.
  I made Zoe my editor and put her name on the coveri-know-what-miricle-looks-like.html  with a picture of Sparky with a felt marker
mustache on his nose that a little girl put there. In this video we're pouring cement. I told Sparky I brought him roast beef and through out the job he stays about right under me I mention the roast beef
but I never take a break to give it to him. Finally after the cement trucks are gone I give him his roast beef and he eats it... Then he goes over and walks on the wet cement... It was no accident he stayed out of the cement until after he ate.


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Thursday, October 25, 2018

Give up my belt and go all in

I wish I really could write for food
I'm too scared I'd starve
Should I give up my tools
And give up my work belt to?
Maybe I could just write hungry
On a piece of cardboard and stand by the road
 "Eat this" a passerby says and
throws me a toad
Just my luck
I should have kept my tools belt and truck
I'm not afraid to work for food
I can carry two bundles of shingles up a ladder at the same time
On a bet a dare or
to impress a pretty girl
You'll probably never see what I've built
It's not my purpose in life
I'm a poet just look what I write
I just built that too

Bob-Jenkens Author page

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I'm some how the cross between Forrest Gump and Steve Martin in The Jerk.

Mr Sparky Wags

Sparky got up this morning and can't walk. 18 years I've had him by my side we've been through so much together. we've raised kids wrecked trucks sat in the back of police cars together.
 we've buried people we've been kept from each other.
He's not just a dog he is my good best friend.
what am I going to do?
 I don't know how I've done a lot of what I've done.
I don't want to live without my good best friend but I think it's coming.


Mr Sparky Wags (what colors humanity)

I'm not gay but I love this dude
and he's not gay either
but I'm sure he loves me too!
Sometimes I love to watch him rest
I wonder...
when his feet start to twitch?
Are we chasing a rabbit in his sleep?

It makes me secure....
When I'm asleep
to know he's there
watching me twitch....
and wondering...
if I'm dreaming throwing him a stick..


Bob Jenkens

Monday, October 22, 2018

Hang man "If it bleeds it leads"



He hung himself
like a stick man
The game of life
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He hung himself
on a cross
for Humanity

I've tried and
been Tried

 Pontius Pilate
Ordered Jesus to death
Then took orders
To kill himself

Trial and Error
Misrepresented
Misunderstood

Kneeling at the Anthem
Instead of a courtroom
What has one
to do with the other?
Nothing!
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 Bob Jenkens

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Saturday, October 20, 2018

Pointing fingers

When the kids start telling on each other
Lookout
Kids or politicians?

Twitter tweets lies
bitter weeks
unlike we've ever seen
It will be like Orson Welles
War of the words
Only global
That starts with tweets
and fake news

Bob Jenkens



Masquerade Party "If it bleeds it leads"


Cut me up in pieces and
put me on the front page
Of the Washington Post
Edit me to Death
make me insubordinate

Spread me out
all over the pages
That's how they do things
in Saudi Arabia

Donald Trump's not shaking the prince's hand
The FBI, CIA, CNN or FOX news
can't speak of it
or they'll tell the truth
of what they did 911
what they do
their mercenaries
committing inhumane acts
in plain view.

Bob Jenkens
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Friday, October 19, 2018

I lost it " if it bleeds it leads"

I lost my new composition book
If it bleeds it leads in red
It's driving me crazy how do I lose my book?
It's got my hours in it and it's Friday I'd like to get paid
Have to put out an all-points Bulletin
Be on the lookout
If it bleeds it leads in red
By Bob jenkens
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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Take a knee with me #Colinkaepernick?

Hey Colin Kaepernick let me tell you some s***
you're not realistic
you're the money man
how much of your contract do you put toward helping poor
unjustly
accused people?

I dare you to come to court with me.
Judge Laura Shadler
when the bailiff says all rise
we'll take a knee
see who gets arrested
you or me.

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Bob Jenkens author page

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Thursday, October 11, 2018

Russian roulette the American way (if it bleeds it leads)

Get in line
with Anthony B ordain
and Kateland  Spade
Robin Williams was my hero
Jumanji
was a great film
Then he went Kurt Cobain
and Courtney Love
gets the Mellon collie
of the Smashing Pumpkins

 I won't admit it
if I'm committed
It wasn't voluntarily......

TO BE CONTINUED 

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https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B00IYQZX90 link to my Kindle direct author page

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Scott Clow


I learned a lot from Scott Clow. He wasn’t my dad he was my wood  shop teacher my freshman year at Columbia Central  1980. Scott Clow taught me things I use to this day. When we designed our bread box and coffee table he told us make it durable some of you will never have anything at least you’ll have a bread box and a coffee table. Of course I still have mine but Mr Scott Clow taught me things even more valuable.  Never  take un necessary risk . When you lift use your legs not your back. You can help yourself up from a kneeling position. 1 by placing your hands on your knee and use your arms to push and help stand relieving your back. 2 when taking a knee and going to stand use your hammer to help you get straight up. Never pound the head of two hammers together. Thank you Scott Clow! My old body is still holding out well with some tricks of the trade.
RIP Mr Clow
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I know bullied
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will write for food

Monday, October 8, 2018

It's not write "if it bleeds it leads!

It's not right
for someone to
get so mad
I guess
I should have
been a mad scientist
cut off my head
and rule the world
from a test tube

Only I don't want to
rule the world
or be so mean

Going "postal"
Is it just a phrase?
or a phase
in society

"going postal"
from coast to coast
who am I kidding?
It's gone Global

Bob Jenkens

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Watch this

I tell Gavin all the time if you say watch this I want you to reconsider what you're about to do.
Think I can make this jump?
Anxiety is killing me today  I'd like to give up this job go home pick up my puppy dog and go get lost.